dear god..

dear god,

did u mean for (someone's name here) to look like that or was it an accident.

quite a farni joke rite? lol. err btw im nt liable for any defamation suit over here.

so ive been to thailand and back. and ive seen men go to thailand and back with..
1.) missing willy
2.) a thai babe 20 yrs younger
3.) eggs

at least i came back in 1 piece and would like to thank god. thailand is really the land of man, woman and the erm.. the in-betweens. well. thailand is a good place to shop if u ignore those hanky panky goin on. i was actually quite attracted to those santa bunnies who had more skin flashing. and they were sorta bouncing (well, they are bunnies anyway) to some techno beat that was kinda loud and disco lights flashin. kinda inviting. but me being the strong man i am have high self control and overcame the urge to erm join in the the christmas celebration. ahhh.

there's alot of stuff to buy over thr. like this iCock i saw. its jus like an ipod only it vibrates. XDXD

and then there was this waning that says "if ur sex partner is under 16. they wont be when u come out jail" and many condom packs that had uh quite amusing mottos.. if i could rmb some..
1st one from KFC which says finger lickin good, 2nd one from energizer says it keeps going and going and going, 3rd one from pringles says once u pop u cant stop, 4th one is quite farni from M&Ms. it melts in ur mouth, nt in ur hands.

then they sell some cool shirts that says stuff like "from myspace to my face" and "Cock - the real thing" and instead of the usual red bull shirts, ive seen dead bulls and bad bulls (think bulls on top of each other humping)

i saw some southpark shirts but din buy cos my parents din allow. wad the fuck. lol. and i was sick for like 3 days of the trip. fuck. fuckin spoil my whole trip. prolly cos we have to fuckin wake up at 6:15 everyday to eat that fuckin breakfast. wtf. but the places we visited were quite fun. i esp like the dreamworld and the roller coaster rides.

and i saw some bboys there. nt as good as those i seen at espy. hahas.

nw i tink its time to start on my bboy routine and abit of sch work. fuck it.

dear santa..

WARNING: This is an extremely serious issue. So no laughing dudes. Those who laugh pls slap urself! jkjk

Dearest Santa,

Ive been good this year. Really good. I try not to skip lessons. I try not to spit in public. I try not to peep in the guy's toilet. I dont wear skinny jeans (nt that i have 1) See? I try to be a goody 2 shoes this yr. So santa, lemme tell u what i want for christmas. Hm. Aside from world peace, less violence, no sexism/racism, gay rights.. I got a few important stuff to ask. I want bf, bhs and somersault by this yr. And to get that, i really need a couple of extra balls. Im nt a greedy twit so these are my wishes and pls grant them. Thank you. Wishing everyone a jolly merry christmas.

Yours truly,
bboy 4evr aka balls of steel

ok so todae was quite fucked up. I was actually quite inspired to do a few good bfs todae and on hard ground but fuck. When i start to get the real ting, i koed myself by crashing headfirst to the side of the swamp. I din had any bruises but nw that's the scary part cos i tink i had some serious internal injuries. Mostly in my mind. I have been dealt a psychological blow! Now im a fucking humji who lost my balls when i crash landed. The only ting i did was to cheer my pardners on. Nw, as i will be away for the nxt couple of days. I will nt only regain my courage and strength but also the will to succeed. XD so fuck everything. i will jus fucking dao everything and do it. As for my dearest frens. pls encourage me!! and may u all get all ur somersaults, bfs and gainers in the meantime. Have fun!

big big birdie

that is actually what i have. i have a big big birdie to match my big big biceps. lol. jking. todae went sch took photographers of our dearest alba-look-alike lab technician. or maybe nt. hm. then surprise surprise surprise. guess who i saw? our fellow bboy whom haven bboyed in quite a while. must be pretty busy erm doin impt stuff. yupz. then double surprise surprise surprise. guess who i see? lets jus say that nutcrackers wont make me talk. mum's the wrd!

okay then we did some bfs again. yay. nw i knw to jump high and nt to jump backwards. lol. then casey had to go for some audition for some pornoflick, erm i mean homemade videos. luckily, after i told him of the high risk of stds and warned him of the hardcore itchiness, casey finally relented and decided that the job shld be for hunky bboy ez and bboy tieren.

guess who got lucky and din bring his pants todae? urs truly. so i had to borrow casey's pants that was large enough for coconuts -.- then. takin advantage of the situation was ky whom teamed wit casey to gangbang me in the swamp as casey tore off my pants, i mean his pants. so i was left standing there, lost and bottomless. ky being the usual pervert started takin snapshots of my hot legs as well as my solid (larger-than-ky) boner aka willy aka dong aka spout. u knw that ting. whoops. this is surely m18..

so yuppy. no more bfs tmr. but be back on fri. last day!!

yipee yuppie doddiee dae

todae damn sou. first man u owned liverpool and gave it a kickin in the ass. but screw arsenal. went sch todae to tank the sci exp cos everyone else frm my grp were mia. 2 of them doin some charity shit in cambodia and the other 2 got some swordfighting camp. wth. mdm lim was like speakin in eng and chi to me which make no sense at all. i had to converse wit her in sign language.

but as i said, todae was sou. we hijacked the gym by erm. jumping into it? well at least thomas aka captain america jumped like 2m onto a mat and stoned there for 15 secs cos he sprained his ankle. but kudos for his bravery and courage. all i could do was go ooh and ahh as i climbed down from the lockers.

then thomas aka mr personal trainer tot us backflips, aerial cartwheels and all kinds of flips. but me being the humji aka no ballz as always decided to jus do some stretching. -.- but at least. i became a man wit a lion's heart later and attempted countless backflips. that nt only regained my pride but my precious ballz too.

we (me, thomas, ky and casey) decided to break at canteen afterwards, which was quite fun. that was quite an understatement actually. it was the time of your life for ky, armed wit a full collection of hentai animes. while casey had some erm, chee koh peh photos in his handphone. erm jkjk. all the photos are as decent as those in my phone ;)

lol. i jus read casey's mad story. damn freakin dope. fuck. i was laughing at the part of ky and his battle wit tony. seriously casey u are the master.

time of ur life

ok jus finished takin my multi-colored pills and tablets. seriously i dunno why i need so many diff types of medicine. is nt that i got some incurable herpes or syphilis ... maybe those naked moments in front of my comp is 1 too many. =) jking lar. i jus have normal cough and a slight fever. will be as fit as a fiddle in a few day's time.

but in meantime. fuck. i cant even break properly. talk abt some crappy swipes. zzz. went sch to finish vectors (actually i only did 1 question which was the last) then had lunch wit apollo fac comm. lol. talk alot abt academic stuff. inspired me to do some studyin before sch reopens. cb. hate studying. then the 3 sneaky boys (consisting of urs truly, thomas and ky) sneaked past the fat fuck's office to our cave aka dance studio. So we cavemen took off our shirts and did the macerena to erm.. break beats -.- why cave? plenty of reasons. cos without the lights, the place is as dark as.. hmm...

but too bad no ghosts =)

a day lost and found

todae woke up coughin and hackin as though i have final stage lung cancer. went polyclinic to see the doc and wtf. i waited 20 mins for a 20 secs consultation time -.- then the pharmacist spam me wit all kinds of medicine. i went home quite nua then i tried to do maths but went to do abit of handstand practice. told thomas i would meet him at 5 at novena but then my parents say i shld stay at home which i was too sian to argue.

fuck then i went my bedroom and nua cos the day is young, but lost. BUT THEN, all is nt lost. my parents left so i whipped out my laptop and started to do some hanky panky. ahem i mean some educational stuff like learnin more abt the human anatomy.. u knw for biology purposes. hahaha. damn sian. cant go out tmr again.

holy shit dudez

wah. i have been progressing alot these past few days =) proud of myself. yay thomas back. haha. boo hoo hoo :'( those gentin ppl wont be back till the end of this week. but no worries. its only 5 days and im pretty sure they will enjoy themselves. (im nt jealous :p)

so ive been wanting this helmet but no one seems as enthu as me :S but no worries as usual, i'll get it in the end. went sch gym todae. then i saw zz and hc. both wore slippers -.- rofl. both din really do any serious. were there to provide me wit comical relief. hahasss. was quite fun cos we talked alot of cock (literally) then ky came and we did some stuff together. i wanna get rock hard abs man!!!

went shoppin at raffles city. i wanted to get new adidas shoes but couldn't find any good ones. then went billabong. stuff there were super duper cool. found a damn nice belt but din bought it cos i no $$. thomas came and we went espy break. felt v inspired all of a sudden and did some good criks and swipes and 1.5 rounds of 90s. haha. quite fun todae. but :( din do any sch stuff as usual. haha. sch sux man!

siaoz

wah fuck. haven been bloggin for a while cos im away for camp and chalet which is on the same day same time but diff place =)

lemme start wit the chalet. whoa. nt bad 21 ppl out of 35 ppl went. hahas. but den on fri only 7 left the chalet =( i din enjoy myself there although sometimes i just don feel like joinin their activities. 1st day we stone at chalet. then the bbq. lol its the fuckin green plate stall that taste like wtf piece of dog pooh. actually the satay wasn't that bad but the bee hoon taste like dry balls aka sourish. then we rented bikes (me,nick,zz,junyu,shuliang,kaishan) 15 bucks. kinda ex but i tot it was fun and it really was. we left the chalet at 10. oh ya did i say wad kind of an rundown shack we had? that place was seriously infested with bugs of various kinds and the toilet seat had many strands of permanent hair stuck to it.

ok the biking trip was fuckin dope. its actually my highlight of my chalet. so we left at 9. din plan to go anywhr but decided to go changi airport. holy shit. no preparations so we were like goin in circles. wtf? then we broke many highway laws like jay walking and cycling nxt to the expressway. but we did manage to reach changi in 1 piece but i was fuckin tired. it was like 2:30. we went to watch airplanes fly and i felt like that dude from the terminal man.then we decided to go town at like 3? as in 3am. wtf. zz's tire had a hole in it. so we took turns doin pt at like 3am in the morn by pushin his bike every 500m and then changing turns. in the end i reached katong while some went all the way to suntec. holy shit. we talked alot of cock and took a cab back -.- that's cos those fuckin bus uncles (uncla fucka for short) who don let us carry our bikes into the EMPTY bus.

2nd day we went lan i din play. i went play daytona. junyu abit noob. then we took some express bus back that fuckin hell cost me 2.15 bucks. and the bus was goin in circles and we regretted nt takin the mrt. went back watch some movies. i fell asleep watchin brokeback mountain. cos i was counting the sheeps -.-

ok then mad camp. haha. joined at like 12. we planned for performances. i was the guest performer. my grp's dance supposed to be farni but cmi. thanks to me -.- but i tried my best and have no regrets :) we won anyway. then we played alot of fun games like hide and seek and shoot shag marry and truth or dare. lol. i din kena at all.

i tinkin i slpin liaozz. i slept a total of 6 hrs in 3 days. im beyond godlike ownage. bye bye brains and eyes.

shutter.. wtf?

im watchin shutter nw. lol. wtf. im fast forwardin alot to the scary scenes. i hope i don miss any. but those ghost scenes that ive watched are jus fuckin sound effects that aren't even scary. argh. such a disappointment. i hope disc 2 isn't that bad. lol.

i tink my fever is comin back cos the bboys went kfc todae. although i din eat anyting, i ks some cheese fries. and i bboyed from 2-6 todae. hahas. i realized i cant free style that well. and i need at least 2 rounds of 1990s by tmr. oh god save me!!!. fuck. i supposed to come out wit a bboy list of wad i knw and want to knw but sian. i watchin shutter and naruto. :)

jiayou everyone for comp tmr. and hope i don get sick tmr. =) let us all put our hands in prayer for the dope bboy 4evr. XD

im sick and tired and dying

ahh. it all started on sunday. me and ky go rua bboy and clean up our sets. he was sick but i wasn't. then we went ntuc buy chips. ate alot of junk food. monday woke up feelin sick. but was okay after dentist appointment. but then temptation led me to buy mcnuggets and fries. wtf. after eating like half of it my throat was on warpath. then i felt really really sick. no amt of h20 could cure me. so i was sick ytd. lie in bed like a dyin on man. moanin away..

office wrk is improvin alot. since the person in charge of me is away, i get the comp and i sit back watch anime, eat chips and slack. dope. todae i went to plan the bboy routine. hahas. i look forward to wrking.

but omg. hw abt sch wrk. seriously fuck that. i have no motivation. i tink i jus pia 1 more yr of hardwrk then i cn seriously slack liaoz. lol. bboyin is the top priority of my life nw. XD but i tink i will get sth done soon. hehe.

shagged

i jus read some mad peeps' blogs. found casey's blog the hardest to navigate arnd. HAHA. but tis deep man. makes my blog quite sucky.

i went espy todae. but nt after havin my fuckin morn jog. i hate morn jogs. but im gonna have 1 again tmr -.-

went espy. had dinner at subway. i told the guy i want cheese on the turkey's breast then terrance went hysteria. lol. wore new shoes that slide like fuck. couldnt do much but i trained my crickets. getting lot better nw. goin to sch tmr XD finishin my solo choreo and group routine. fuck. and im startin my HW soon. that's so nigthmarish.

goin shoppin tmr for ankle weights. wonder who can accompany me. hmm.

inspiration

ok i haven been bloggin for a few days. i tink the old laziness is creepin up on me. interest waning. but all these effort will nt be for nth. ytd's bboy was damn inspirational. we chatte alot. talk alot abt uniting mad cos the exco nt puttin alot of effor. we respect casey man. he's simply dope.

todae i went back to choreo 2v2 routine for our bboy competition. i did most of the choreoin cos ky was busy. i tink we shld put in more efforts. fuck. i wanted to blog earlier. but my fuckin internet screwed up. nw i forget what i wann say. my job at chinatown pt is fuckin retarted and damn time wasting. i always do nth but stare into empty space or go out to corridor and do handstands. but then there's a camera there but i DAO. ppl also walk in n out. its a busy place there. wtf. i want to get tight air freezes first for my solo set. damn. i need some good powers too. will focus more on criks and back spins. flares i jus practice my right kicking leg. its seriously hard. 90s too. i got 1 round needa put in more effort.

went lan shop todae. watch them play abit of lan. then went bugis eat dinner wit zz and wc. zz din eat cos he no money. then we stalk him go see his parents then we zhao. hahas.

the only ting keepin me sane is bboy and naruto XD

stayover, hangover

haha. i have been stayin outside my home these few days. like on thurs. i stayed over at thomas aka queens. it was damn fun. me, ky, yuhan and wilson stayed over. we took turns to play dota on my laptop and thomas imba comp. haha. before that, me ky and thomas go swimming or shld i say stonin in the jacuzzi and bitchin abt mad matters. it was fun while it lasted. talked alot abt personal intra relationships. i had none to share though :p

the nite was young. so we played, ate pizza, tried to watch casino royale and break at the livin room of thomas' hse. his hse is swee. quite spacious. gd for alot of stuff XD. went sch the nxt day for camp day 3. we were 4 hrs late. casey was kinda bochap. SUCH A NICE GUY. haha. we became serious cos we were late and we wanna make up for it. played the bag of tricks (or cap of trips to me cos i made alot of trips to the respective bboys wit casey's cap). i was the 1st loser. but i got sportsmanship dudez. then we had 3v3 battles. me ky and casey one team. tot of several wacky ideas. din really had time to prac. but we did well. won all our battles. all teams were good. kudos. gd exp. as ky says "lower lv peeps lv up faster" =)

went home fuckin tired. i din had my keyboard. stuck wit my laptop's keyboard. sux like shit. played 300 wit yonglin and the bboys. then wtf dota, i had to leave. it was 2 am and i was dead tired.

i went hongshen's hse ytd. was in the train lookin like a dead log then cheryl appeared out of nwhere. i jumped out of my semi unconscious state. she said xian was on same train too. then i realized after alightin that me, nicole, cheryl and xian were on the same train. nw u can see hw unlucky i am. my peace.... hs had this empty unit in this posh condo that don have pool room, squash courts but a playground -.- i had to stone at the start cos nt many ppl wanna play cards. but we played big2garden a few times. lol. ate pizza, disturbed ppl's mahjong games, played some retarded games on the tv and did backspins on the oak floor. haha. slept at 3 and afraid that i would die of dust inhalation cos the place was quite dusty. i got quite a shock initially when i washed my hands and some gooey green substance leaked out. eeewww....

had chicken rice for lunch courtesy of hs and his generous dad. thanks alot dudes. the girls and some guys went to bathe. me and john did some sun tannin and played shot shag marry. lol. quite retarted. played bridge wit john, shiyu and lester. lol. it was better than ytd's bridge game wit leslie and sam cos sam wasn't really good. and john was on his winnin streak. ftw.

the rest of the guys went chalet while i went elsewhr to make merry. lol. miss the lot of s74 XD. even though it wasn't really THAT fun. hahas... tmr start wrk again. sian cb.

phewz

jus got back from a non-residential camp. irony. lolx. i used to have these kinda shit non-residential camps in pri sch. i tot i wouldn't have to bear with those nonsense anymore. yet. im in 1 nw. haha. but the camp ics rox. consist of terrance and casey. they totally knw their stuff, planned the whole ting themselves and breathe life into our souless bodies. haha. and im glad im helping out and putting in my 2 cents. the camp todae was great. did alot. although i din stretch myself to the max. i realize i don have high endurance. the funnest part of todae was the handstand competition. who could hold in handstand position the longest against wall. and guess who lost? ky. rofl.

zz. i nv blog ytd. haha. i jus 4gotten abt it. NOOO. ytd was fun too. some mad ppl (includin modern girls) went butter factory. then we chilled out at mrt stations. yupz. stations =) we talked alot of crap.

i tink i gonna die liaoz. tmr got pt aka happy drill. rofl. ftw!!!

clean sets

i started wrk todae. lol. then i was like late? hahas. the wrk place quite dope. i find the common corridor spacious. aka gd for breakin!! yay! i can take infinite toilet breaks then i go there do windmills or eclipse or wadeva shit that i can do on carpet grnd.

i tink my best for myself for felix's lesson todae. haha. he said "that's the dude with the cleanest first half". lolx! my stupid specs are jus too loose. arhh! i wanna get contacts soon. glenn says i look better in contacts and i agree. XD

terrence, ezra, me, glenn had dinner at six avn. then we talked abt alot of stuff. haha. i tink i knw more abt MAD ppl.. tmr got butterfactory outing. HAHA!

flare my heart gently

i ran like 3km todae. freakin tired. 1st time i ran so long dist since like napfa? rofl. but i felt proud of myself. atta boi! XD

todae whole day i jus watchin naruto. lol. and contemplating my nxt bboy moves. also. i cant wait for athena nite as well as bboy camp after that. im so jam packed with activites. AHH

btw. im tinkin of checkin the fat percentage in my body. lawl. i tink its like than 1%. holy. yo mama would be so proud!

happy bday.. AGAIN =)

HAPPY BDAY ZZ! hahas. fun to flagpole u. although it din squash anyting rite? lolx. apollo fac outing was fun!! i sat with the s77s and some of the guys were quite nice. actually the guys there were alrdy people i knw like benedict, brendon.. lol.

i went shoppin wit ky todae for shoes. it was damn freakin long cos i forgot to bring my wallet then i had to go home. then the shoes at beach road market din had our size. so we went to 1 of the shops at the bottom of the hdb flats. the auntie was super nice. charge us 16 bucks for the 19 bucks shoe.

i went to sch. din wanna go watch hairspray. so i played fhm cards wit zz, seng yeow and dicky. seng yeow stole my 10 diamonds. AHHH. return me =) jking. but the 10 diamonds mysteriously disappeared. wth. my precious fhm cards.

lol. the steamboat dinner was nice. weiseng did the cooking lor. hope i don get food poisoning. the mad perf was great too. esp love the 08 fac dance showcase. thomas was damn dope shit. jiayi too. haha.

im gonna go run for the 1st time tmr.

bdays

HAPPY BDAY JWONG AND JOHN. I <3 YOU =)

although i din get anyting for either of u. i really wanna wish both of u happy bday =) haha. i don really celebrate bdays or give extra notice to bdays. i tink its the thought that counts. even if u spend like damn alot on a present but u don actually wanna wish the person a happy bday, then it defeats the purpose. and i tink one has to be sincere too, and to be sincere, we musn't share present! =) my dad once told me that if u are rich, eveyday IS a bday.

todae i had lunch wit my classmates. was pretty fun. it was at crstal jade xiao long bao. jwong paid half the bill. THANKS ALOT. i owe him 5 bucks. then i went sch to break. i hope i can do front handspring pretty soon. crickets too. and my ultimate goal is flares by this yr. solar eclipse too =) these 2 powers are enuf for dancenite nxt yr. but its still a long way for flares.

i went jwong's hse after that. we played bridge, had fun and i din wanna go home but was forced to. lol. a great day indeed.

its all over!

and its finally over. op is over. nt that it made a diff. i hope i get an a. haha. cos it would most prolly be the only a on my a level cert. :S

but who gives a fuck? i tink i will join ocs nxt time =) hopefully. i wna get a for napfa nxt yr. i realized studies aren't impt. when im fit and healthy at 30, i will laugh at ppl wrking their fucking lives off.

i did my best for op todae. proud of it. end of story. i don live a life of regrets.

bboying todae was quite dope. we learnt roll backs. and i totally suck at it. so me and yuhan sittnig at the back of the class emoing. but at least. the good ting is my flares are improving. i tink the trng i have been doin are showing the results. i need more abs trng!!

i gonna seriously pia roll back tmr!

dead tired

lol. im nt sure why, but for some reason, im kinda tired todae. maybe my muscles are rebuilding (i hope so)

my pw forced me to climb in through window todae. but since i was late, i jus give them free cheap thrill and at the same time show off my agility. and as usual, the girls were impressed. i hope i can memorize my pw script jus as wilson did. he's holy shit ownage, but that's cos he's doin on bboying -.- and im doin on some shit old geezer. i shld have chosen gong li larhzz

i finally sold my psp todae to a 13yrold girl. lol. she keeps smsin me as though she got 10,000 free smses. at least im 150 bucks richer. so i paid ky 10 bucks for butter factory n 5 bucks to casey for some fuckin mad fund. seriously, why are we payin mad fun? casey say some debts we owe. then bday parties we pay ourselves, open hse no need pay money, so where does the money go? zzz. i hate treasurers. they always chinaman (in this case, chinawoman) our money.

i hope i can do a better job at bboying and dota tmr =) flips man!

no more fingerin

my poor little finger. its goin to be broken :'( zzz. that's what i get for tryin to new york into baby. but i <3 pain dudez! shall prac baby kickin, catch and head tracks tmr. prolly mills too. haha.

liverpool drew wit arsenal. knn. if liverpool won arsenal. then man u can breathe easy. is it cos liverpool doin charity? wth.

i played my first full dota game on bnet todae. as usual, there were leavers. but we managed to own in the end. i drew first blood (as usual :p) but got killed by the ownage medusa a few times. the opponent naix was good too. nearly killed me once or twice.


brain dead.

scream my ballz off.

scream was the only ting i was lookin forward todae. lol. and it sucks totally. and that's cos i din buy any tix and tried crashin. lemme tell u my proness.

1.) went pass red tape with casey. abt to go for maze and casey says "eh. i feel bad crashin leh. all my frenz sia". and i went "-.-"
2.) starring me, david, glenn, ky, meiying and rachel. ky was quite dope. i was leadin the way then we found hiding spot. but glenn gave us away cos he knws the councilor.

me being quite fed up wit the maze went to trail wit ky. cos david, glenn, suhui, meiying, rach in 1 grp so too many ppl liaoz. and i don feel like payin money for the substandard trail.

3.) me ky tried to crash a grp of 4 wit weixing. but failed cos they counted and realized there was 6. so fuck. sam lee was there, we din want trouble.
4.) me ky sneaked up from e block, climbed over air con (scariest part of the day) then at some point in time, i got caught by jun jie but that wasn't impt cos i managed to get back to where i was caught. guojie was there scaring ppl. i tink guojie is the best councilor ever. he is so freakin nice lar. ky left halfway so i went wit another grp of crashers. ended up gettin caught by stanely and we were sent back

the movies screened were damn crappy. some kind of horror flick that is supposed to be a sad story. i went home disappointed. waste of my fuckin time. those who paid money for the maze or trail are wastin their money. im savin up my $$ so some day i can buy sth that gives me everlasting pleasure. HAHA.

naix is a lump of shit

seriously. 649 is more bad than good. lemme name the bad tings first. the reduction of ms of bot, decreased intel growth of puck, fuck! and alot of other crap stuff that has to do with nerfing. i hate nerfing. naix is the worst. it looks like a lump of shit nw. when avatar, it looks like a bigger pile of shit. how disgusting.

ok. the gd stuff. erm. i <3 the loadin screen. kinda dope shit. and the reduced cost of some items. i <3 new items too. haha. maybe dota may be fun again with 649. i have been neglecting gw!! AHHH.

i went sch at 9:45 todae. then mrs boo wasn't there liaozzz. i was like zzz. she nt that i go so early for fuck? i hope she doesn't gimme dm. im sick of cs alrdy. but the other cs is still fun. i'll talk abt it in a momment. so i went pe studio and prac my 6-step. freakin borin. then i prac flares and handspring. flares is gettin me no where. but of all the 3 powers, flare is my fav cos its easy to prac. i hope i'll get it really fast. please god...

so like i was in the pe studio whole day. i squashed balls wit david. lol. he say he cant play seriously wit me cos i keep makin him laugh. i tink the match was a huge joke. it ended wit me winning at 21-6. after a few "im-nt-rdy" by davids and me playin wit my left hand =) hope we can play seriously. i went btp and found the lanshop full. and since i don have any $$, i shouted "let's go makan" then the majority of the peeps decided to eat. dicky and zz pissed wit me and went play wit wc lan.

seriously. i shld start savin money. like hw i do in dota. so i can get better stuff nxt time!

attitude man

mad prac todae was sooo inspiring. i gotta learn hw to train my body. haha. we learnt flares. my abs is so fuckin weak. :S so todae onwards, i got my own training routin to follow EVERYDAY!

1.) Inclined Pushups 20*3
2.) Abs training 40*3
3.) 6-step 20*3

4.) Hold baby freeze for 1 min
5.) Hold chair for 1 min
6.) Baby to head stand 10 times

shit everytime i wanna blog then i forget what i wanna say. haha. and john shared his runescape acct wit me todae. lol. i played for 5 mins then i became quite sick and jus logged out. :S

man! i <3 bboying.

my instant karma

"pink is the color of calm. it is also the color associated with gays" wad happened to purple? rofl. saw this in the new paper todae. also saw the R&R show =) pretty dope. MAN, i <3 U! i believe man u could have outscored arsenal. seriously, man u had 17 shots and even that newpaper guy sad it was possible. perhaps, man u jus givin chance cos man u is a team of nice guys.

todae's op was damn screwed. lol. dowan talk abt it. but i tink with da proper practice and proper attitudez, i could ezily pwn any1. that's hw dope i am sia.

me, dick and zz went 711 for lunch -.- we had cup noodles. then we chinaman hc, guanchiang into eatin cup noodles too. then lihao aka joker went to buy $2 nasi briyani. then after eatin he say he feel weird cos he jus ate but doesn't feel like he has eaten anyting but nt hungry. lmao.

then me, dick, hc and zz went town. me and zz wanted to go job hunting. dick wanna buy masks wit his 4b dudes. then hc go for injection. we shortlisted a few dope shops: butt cheeks, billy bombers, instant karma... haha. but in the end, we found this precious tots shop that offers 600 bucks for jus 9 days.

we went for hic at 7 wit wc and zz. then wc had so many marikitas. LOL. the skits were quite okay lar. nt that farni though. but i liked best was the taiboon dance and the mad dance. all the way. ftw!

wad i'll zham tmr:

swipes and mills =) focus hocus pocus.

windmillz

wah. no time to blog sia. tmr needa go sch early at 8 again. sianz. todae we learned mills again. i tink mills are quite fun. seriously although its abit painful. its less tiring than flares or swipes. and i wanna learn hw to do the new york into windmill b4 i learn coindrop. haha. i wanna wrk on my valdez too. i tink from todae i jus wrk on my crickets, swipe and valdez. then i do millz once in a while. headspinz can wait. haha.

ok. back to my opz!

it hurts real bad.

yep. my rod-shaped ring finger on my right hand is turnin purplish pink. kinda like purple the gay fag dino. but it hurts so freakin bad that i wann suck it. kae. jking. ima real man. i will soldier the pain. but what i cant soldier is breakin or wrkin out. the finger hurts so bad i cant even go pee properly. talkin abt lifting weights... argh. my whole right arm is so cramped.

and i don have any serious sets yet. i want my sets, sets, sex.. oops! i mean tmr felix sure gonna blast me. zz. i tink i'll zham abit of swipes tmr.

im cr8in the vid nw. seems quite dope to me cos im da1337 cr8or. lol. but i hope it works. don be fuckin waste of my time.

man u beat aston villa 4-1. haha. then lewis hamilton lost. alonso lost. haha*2. i <3 ferrari. lol. england crashed out. big deal. england always underperforms.

todae was quite fun. i went play lan but got thrashed. prolly cos i don have the mood? then we played cs which was quite fun. 2v2. hope we can go lan and play war3 more often. i borrowed roc and ft from ky liaoz. thanks alot dude. shall return him on wed or later =)

then on wed. i'll go job seekin. im so lookin forward to sellin icecream on motorbikes. kkz. jkin

bone crusher

todae's op meetin at shonda's place was a bone crusher. literally. the meetin was hardly efficient as we jus got what we wanted to do planned out. then i was like foolin arnd cos it was quite borin and then i tried playin pool. in the end, my grp members jus joined me and we played rollin the balls whr my teeny weeny fingers got squashed between 2 balls. wth. kinda painful sia.

and im supposed to be doin my op nw but im nt doin anytin but watchin naruto. i realized youtube vid player is quite sucky.

thomas smsed me todae tellin me that some performers at the njc party were quite unhappy wit my comments that some of the breakers were overrated but others thought it was imba. lol. i jus wanna make it clear that this is imo and that im nt insultin anyone or humiliatin anyway wadsoever. i jus tink that the breakers were overshadowed by the hiphoppers. although the battle was quite fascinatin. wad i <3 was the cipher which proved to be quite eye opening. im nt bloggin abt ppl i dont knw lor. zzz.

in desperate need of war 3

fuck. todae mad got outin then i nv go. cos they say wad go ecp cylcing then wtf, go there waste money to cycle? so i din go. then todae i receive sms that they go some farni place at ps. zzz. i wanted to go but i went my fren's hse to have fun and make merry. ROFL. nw no one frm mad online xcept me. damn sian. but at least, i saved money. i tink i save alot of money liaoz.

i tried cuttin our pw promo vid todae then stuck at 2%. this is like worse than the 5% weichi had lar. so i spent the day watchin naruto and watchin hw liverpool can become so fuckin tyco. lmao. tmr gt pw meetin at shonda's hse. wtf. i finally convince every1 that shonda's hse best place cos gt pool. lol. then shonda book pool rm from 2-4 when our meetin is from 2-4. and tmr is some mad person bday. i dunno whether we celebratin. i hope we don >< jking.

i have been tinkin of my killer set. shld i or shld i nt include powers? my powers are limited. fuck. i shld start meng cheong cricktet and swipes alrdy.

njc shitty fair

i played a decent dota game todae after like hw many fuckin weeks. it was quite fun. although im nt as gd as i used to be, i was quite dope enuf to help the team win. thomas was good too and i tink david can improve. he only feed on the noobs and sometimes get killed. my slarder got wicked sick 10-3 but everyone left cos everyone had to rush back sch then no time for another dota game. lol. so we played cs which was quite fun. david 1st time...

today's break was quite fun too. i <3 ftwrk. i wanna wrk on it until its seamless. i also wanna wrk on my transitions as its quite impt. hwevr, there are obviously more impt stuff to start wit, here's a sweet and short list to motivate cum inspire myself:

Powers:
1.) Swipes and Crickets (fuck, i have been neglectin these 2 esp swipes)
2.) head spins - prolly be able to do a few decent rounds if i prac alot everyday
3.) mills - hmm, this one is tough. im nt really rdy for this. im jus tryin to get the startin postion rite in the mean time
4.) eclipse - man! i <3 this move. i <3 all moves that has to do on hands only =)
5.) flares - this could wait. lol!

Spins:
1.) backspin - i'll do this wit mills
2.) 19990s - i'll prac once or twice a day. im gettin the feelin

Freezes:
1.) Hollow and head hollow - preferably hollow first
2.) air chair - quite impt
3.) hong 10- this can wait long long. after i get my head hollows first
4.) air baby - nt tough but painful

WAH. i feelin so motivated alrdy. i can even start prac nw when im so fuckin tired alrdy. i woke up damn fuckin early todae cos i wanted to go bio but in the end it was fuckin crap seriously! total waste of my time. at least today's pw got some use as i did my I&R.

njc perf was dope. although i tink those bboys are overrated. they aren't really good. i tink our own breakers ie thomas,terrance,casey.. can own their shit. even ky is quite dope alrdy but we lack some powers. i hope nxt yr we can own them. then i like the glider performer. he's so freakin swee. hci mad perf was quite dope too. esp the crumpin part. lols. but i tink we shld appreciate their hard efforts. but aside from this "party" which i crashed (thomas u are soooo nice, thx man!) it was quite borin. the xbox stations were empty then i ask for free game they also don allow. wtf? at least i managed to charm 1 of the councilors into givin me 3 scoops of icecream for $1.50. HAHA

my inner desires

todae was damn crap. i forced to go sch at 8 again. but to be abit rebellious, i went at 8:05. rofl. cos i scared later my pw members murder me. but in the end i go there do nth and ogle at babes again. i mean ogle at hunks. -.-

i went for bio in the end. kinda stupid lar. it was like go in come out, talk to casey. then go in again. took out dick's bag and then go in again for the survey. lol. sway meg tan caught me talkin to zz on the fone. luckily, i was able to charm her with my looks and got back my fone in 1 piece.

lan was crap too. i was watchin thomas play while the others played cs. then in end i joined the cs game also. kinda borin. played for .5 hr b4 it was time to go for dance. lol. then ben phua took over. my 37 mins of gamin cost 1.07 bucks but i paid ben only 1 buck. meanin i earned 7 cents of free lan. yay.

dance was damn dope todae. we learnt mills. imba. i was puttin mills on hold actually cos i wanted swipes, crikets and headspinz down first. i wanna set my priorities. todae i did 1990s again. and i tink im doin it the wrong way :S hopefully, i can do the right way nxt time.

zz's crown jewel couldn't wrk todae. damn it.

tmr still need to go sch at 8 again. if i continue wakin up so early i don tink i can dance properly lar. wtf man. i hate sch. cheerios! bye! (aka chee bye). rofl. wc's willy is a quarter past 3 while mine is midnite ;)

life w/o DOTa sucks

life seriously sucks without dota. i cant even play at home lar. wtf? then its like everyone got cca nw then no time for lan. sian cb. then todae i got back 2 papers. both papers oso got E. damn fuckin pro lar. i actually tink my promos are ok. but my overall results are fuck. but does it all matter actually? what are these results for? what do i intend to do nxt time? do i wann join the fuckin rat race? what the fuck is life about? is this all that we see in life, mug, mug and more mug? obviously nt. i don see the pt where we compete against 1 another and yet we forgo what we like to do what we WANT to do.

eventually it comes to a pt where u look back and say "hey, what have i been doin all these yrs? i want to break dance but im jus a fuckin old geezer nw and my bones are knockin!" that's when u start regretting. youth is certainly the most impt phase of our lives, after childhood. i see many ppl bein deprived of it. what's the point? we are only young once. seriously, enjoy life while u can. b4 its all too late and u start regrettin.

todae was another damn sian day. i was sorta playin rpg wit gen tan. she forced us to look for her then everytime we found her she say she bz then cant talk to us. so in the end, after goin to staff room a total of 5 times, seein her a total of 2 times, callin her once, i gave up and jus fuckin dao that whore.

voyeurism struck me and zz. we were peepin toms. lol. XD but what i saw cleared me of my mental stress and made me feel 5 yr younger :p brings a whole new meanin to bird's eye view.

then dance was damn farni. we watch those hiphop peeps prac for njc performance. quite dope. but ky and i were niaoin them abt TT. then the bboys tried to gangbang me. cos i wearin pe pants then i purposely pull until damn low cos my shirt quite big then can cover my undies. then glenn and ky tried to bond me but failed so they gave me a panty wedgie. wtf. but it was fun =)

i rather have Porno Work

todae b4 bboy session, everyone was happy (or sad?) that everyone from bboy manages to promote. so we woosh and yay. j2 08 ftw. kinda retarded rite? we learned valdez and headspin todae. it was kinda inspiring. i realized i gotta prac more but i prefer prac in small grps of ppl. ie like that time b4 promos then me and thomas sneak in rua to break. lol. towards the end of the lesson, i was fallin asleep alrdy lar. no thx to todae's interestin econs lecture.

fuck. i tink gen tan is all out against me. (can i flame teachers here?) but it was fun hopping or blinkin arnd the audi. then in the end i went for a 15 min toilet break before comin back to audi from the front and leavin again from the back. it was kinda funny lar. i saw ben phua lookin at me and i winked at him -.-

i bet gen tan jealous that i managed to sneak through a grasp so she gonna see me tmr. wth? as though im the only one who ponned. actually i shldn't have pon. i went s77 class bench talk cock agani and go bird watchin. argh. sch sux.

i jus completed pw so i got time to blog. shitz. tmr needa go sch earlier like 9 to get back my gp. i hope i get a pass unlike some mugger fuckers. pw sux lar. i jus realized i have been slackin alot and my grp has been doin alot of shit behind my back. but more importantly, i realized that pw is stupid.

scenerio 1: i go for pw meetin, do nth, check out not-so-hot babes and then stone.
scenerio 2: i don go for pw, i have fun then i get screwed by pw grp members after zat. wtf?

both scenerios yield 0 efficiency.

anyway. the gd part abt todae is that dick lent me his crown jewel. im gettin really excited. i tink im shakin in my pants. HAHAHA. don get jealous.

yay. new blog for me

im inspired to cr8 a new blog. cos i realized its fun. my old blog aka dota-4evr.blogspot.com was kinda troublesome. so i decided to jus use the fuckin noob shit templates available and jus post some crap. :D

there's surely interestin stuff to read.so rmb to check out.

ok. lets see wad i did todae. hmm. i woke up at like 8 then i went back sleep then i dreamt abt naruto -.-
we were supposed to bboy at 2. then thomas rang me up at 2 and ask me whether i wanna go lan @btp. i said no cos he said they playin 1 game only and i cant really hear him coz there were ppl screamin the bg. most prolly those mad peeps.

so me and andrew stoned at esp for like 5 mins watchin 1 guy jugglin his balls. interestin eh?

but the fun part was dinner. lol. we (me, thomas, casey and andrew) went cine for dinner cos the modern ppl were there. we saw glenn wit his gangster buddies that thomas claimed was starin at him. lol. dinner was ljs. damn crap. we talked crap. and i became the gardener's (aka thomas) son. this is some sorta mad family tree. very complicated. i wanted to be the plumber so i can seduce those desperate housewives. then me and thomas can tag team. lol.

kinda long post. haha. maybe cos i last blogged last yr -.-