dear god..

dear god,

did u mean for (someone's name here) to look like that or was it an accident.

quite a farni joke rite? lol. err btw im nt liable for any defamation suit over here.

so ive been to thailand and back. and ive seen men go to thailand and back with..
1.) missing willy
2.) a thai babe 20 yrs younger
3.) eggs

at least i came back in 1 piece and would like to thank god. thailand is really the land of man, woman and the erm.. the in-betweens. well. thailand is a good place to shop if u ignore those hanky panky goin on. i was actually quite attracted to those santa bunnies who had more skin flashing. and they were sorta bouncing (well, they are bunnies anyway) to some techno beat that was kinda loud and disco lights flashin. kinda inviting. but me being the strong man i am have high self control and overcame the urge to erm join in the the christmas celebration. ahhh.

there's alot of stuff to buy over thr. like this iCock i saw. its jus like an ipod only it vibrates. XDXD

and then there was this waning that says "if ur sex partner is under 16. they wont be when u come out jail" and many condom packs that had uh quite amusing mottos.. if i could rmb some..
1st one from KFC which says finger lickin good, 2nd one from energizer says it keeps going and going and going, 3rd one from pringles says once u pop u cant stop, 4th one is quite farni from M&Ms. it melts in ur mouth, nt in ur hands.

then they sell some cool shirts that says stuff like "from myspace to my face" and "Cock - the real thing" and instead of the usual red bull shirts, ive seen dead bulls and bad bulls (think bulls on top of each other humping)

i saw some southpark shirts but din buy cos my parents din allow. wad the fuck. lol. and i was sick for like 3 days of the trip. fuck. fuckin spoil my whole trip. prolly cos we have to fuckin wake up at 6:15 everyday to eat that fuckin breakfast. wtf. but the places we visited were quite fun. i esp like the dreamworld and the roller coaster rides.

and i saw some bboys there. nt as good as those i seen at espy. hahas.

nw i tink its time to start on my bboy routine and abit of sch work. fuck it.

dear santa..

WARNING: This is an extremely serious issue. So no laughing dudes. Those who laugh pls slap urself! jkjk

Dearest Santa,

Ive been good this year. Really good. I try not to skip lessons. I try not to spit in public. I try not to peep in the guy's toilet. I dont wear skinny jeans (nt that i have 1) See? I try to be a goody 2 shoes this yr. So santa, lemme tell u what i want for christmas. Hm. Aside from world peace, less violence, no sexism/racism, gay rights.. I got a few important stuff to ask. I want bf, bhs and somersault by this yr. And to get that, i really need a couple of extra balls. Im nt a greedy twit so these are my wishes and pls grant them. Thank you. Wishing everyone a jolly merry christmas.

Yours truly,
bboy 4evr aka balls of steel

ok so todae was quite fucked up. I was actually quite inspired to do a few good bfs todae and on hard ground but fuck. When i start to get the real ting, i koed myself by crashing headfirst to the side of the swamp. I din had any bruises but nw that's the scary part cos i tink i had some serious internal injuries. Mostly in my mind. I have been dealt a psychological blow! Now im a fucking humji who lost my balls when i crash landed. The only ting i did was to cheer my pardners on. Nw, as i will be away for the nxt couple of days. I will nt only regain my courage and strength but also the will to succeed. XD so fuck everything. i will jus fucking dao everything and do it. As for my dearest frens. pls encourage me!! and may u all get all ur somersaults, bfs and gainers in the meantime. Have fun!

big big birdie

that is actually what i have. i have a big big birdie to match my big big biceps. lol. jking. todae went sch took photographers of our dearest alba-look-alike lab technician. or maybe nt. hm. then surprise surprise surprise. guess who i saw? our fellow bboy whom haven bboyed in quite a while. must be pretty busy erm doin impt stuff. yupz. then double surprise surprise surprise. guess who i see? lets jus say that nutcrackers wont make me talk. mum's the wrd!

okay then we did some bfs again. yay. nw i knw to jump high and nt to jump backwards. lol. then casey had to go for some audition for some pornoflick, erm i mean homemade videos. luckily, after i told him of the high risk of stds and warned him of the hardcore itchiness, casey finally relented and decided that the job shld be for hunky bboy ez and bboy tieren.

guess who got lucky and din bring his pants todae? urs truly. so i had to borrow casey's pants that was large enough for coconuts -.- then. takin advantage of the situation was ky whom teamed wit casey to gangbang me in the swamp as casey tore off my pants, i mean his pants. so i was left standing there, lost and bottomless. ky being the usual pervert started takin snapshots of my hot legs as well as my solid (larger-than-ky) boner aka willy aka dong aka spout. u knw that ting. whoops. this is surely m18..

so yuppy. no more bfs tmr. but be back on fri. last day!!

yipee yuppie doddiee dae

todae damn sou. first man u owned liverpool and gave it a kickin in the ass. but screw arsenal. went sch todae to tank the sci exp cos everyone else frm my grp were mia. 2 of them doin some charity shit in cambodia and the other 2 got some swordfighting camp. wth. mdm lim was like speakin in eng and chi to me which make no sense at all. i had to converse wit her in sign language.

but as i said, todae was sou. we hijacked the gym by erm. jumping into it? well at least thomas aka captain america jumped like 2m onto a mat and stoned there for 15 secs cos he sprained his ankle. but kudos for his bravery and courage. all i could do was go ooh and ahh as i climbed down from the lockers.

then thomas aka mr personal trainer tot us backflips, aerial cartwheels and all kinds of flips. but me being the humji aka no ballz as always decided to jus do some stretching. -.- but at least. i became a man wit a lion's heart later and attempted countless backflips. that nt only regained my pride but my precious ballz too.

we (me, thomas, ky and casey) decided to break at canteen afterwards, which was quite fun. that was quite an understatement actually. it was the time of your life for ky, armed wit a full collection of hentai animes. while casey had some erm, chee koh peh photos in his handphone. erm jkjk. all the photos are as decent as those in my phone ;)

lol. i jus read casey's mad story. damn freakin dope. fuck. i was laughing at the part of ky and his battle wit tony. seriously casey u are the master.

time of ur life

ok jus finished takin my multi-colored pills and tablets. seriously i dunno why i need so many diff types of medicine. is nt that i got some incurable herpes or syphilis ... maybe those naked moments in front of my comp is 1 too many. =) jking lar. i jus have normal cough and a slight fever. will be as fit as a fiddle in a few day's time.

but in meantime. fuck. i cant even break properly. talk abt some crappy swipes. zzz. went sch to finish vectors (actually i only did 1 question which was the last) then had lunch wit apollo fac comm. lol. talk alot abt academic stuff. inspired me to do some studyin before sch reopens. cb. hate studying. then the 3 sneaky boys (consisting of urs truly, thomas and ky) sneaked past the fat fuck's office to our cave aka dance studio. So we cavemen took off our shirts and did the macerena to erm.. break beats -.- why cave? plenty of reasons. cos without the lights, the place is as dark as.. hmm...

but too bad no ghosts =)

a day lost and found

todae woke up coughin and hackin as though i have final stage lung cancer. went polyclinic to see the doc and wtf. i waited 20 mins for a 20 secs consultation time -.- then the pharmacist spam me wit all kinds of medicine. i went home quite nua then i tried to do maths but went to do abit of handstand practice. told thomas i would meet him at 5 at novena but then my parents say i shld stay at home which i was too sian to argue.

fuck then i went my bedroom and nua cos the day is young, but lost. BUT THEN, all is nt lost. my parents left so i whipped out my laptop and started to do some hanky panky. ahem i mean some educational stuff like learnin more abt the human anatomy.. u knw for biology purposes. hahaha. damn sian. cant go out tmr again.

holy shit dudez

wah. i have been progressing alot these past few days =) proud of myself. yay thomas back. haha. boo hoo hoo :'( those gentin ppl wont be back till the end of this week. but no worries. its only 5 days and im pretty sure they will enjoy themselves. (im nt jealous :p)

so ive been wanting this helmet but no one seems as enthu as me :S but no worries as usual, i'll get it in the end. went sch gym todae. then i saw zz and hc. both wore slippers -.- rofl. both din really do any serious. were there to provide me wit comical relief. hahasss. was quite fun cos we talked alot of cock (literally) then ky came and we did some stuff together. i wanna get rock hard abs man!!!

went shoppin at raffles city. i wanted to get new adidas shoes but couldn't find any good ones. then went billabong. stuff there were super duper cool. found a damn nice belt but din bought it cos i no $$. thomas came and we went espy break. felt v inspired all of a sudden and did some good criks and swipes and 1.5 rounds of 90s. haha. quite fun todae. but :( din do any sch stuff as usual. haha. sch sux man!