dear god..

dear god,

did u mean for (someone's name here) to look like that or was it an accident.

quite a farni joke rite? lol. err btw im nt liable for any defamation suit over here.

so ive been to thailand and back. and ive seen men go to thailand and back with..
1.) missing willy
2.) a thai babe 20 yrs younger
3.) eggs

at least i came back in 1 piece and would like to thank god. thailand is really the land of man, woman and the erm.. the in-betweens. well. thailand is a good place to shop if u ignore those hanky panky goin on. i was actually quite attracted to those santa bunnies who had more skin flashing. and they were sorta bouncing (well, they are bunnies anyway) to some techno beat that was kinda loud and disco lights flashin. kinda inviting. but me being the strong man i am have high self control and overcame the urge to erm join in the the christmas celebration. ahhh.

there's alot of stuff to buy over thr. like this iCock i saw. its jus like an ipod only it vibrates. XDXD

and then there was this waning that says "if ur sex partner is under 16. they wont be when u come out jail" and many condom packs that had uh quite amusing mottos.. if i could rmb some..
1st one from KFC which says finger lickin good, 2nd one from energizer says it keeps going and going and going, 3rd one from pringles says once u pop u cant stop, 4th one is quite farni from M&Ms. it melts in ur mouth, nt in ur hands.

then they sell some cool shirts that says stuff like "from myspace to my face" and "Cock - the real thing" and instead of the usual red bull shirts, ive seen dead bulls and bad bulls (think bulls on top of each other humping)

i saw some southpark shirts but din buy cos my parents din allow. wad the fuck. lol. and i was sick for like 3 days of the trip. fuck. fuckin spoil my whole trip. prolly cos we have to fuckin wake up at 6:15 everyday to eat that fuckin breakfast. wtf. but the places we visited were quite fun. i esp like the dreamworld and the roller coaster rides.

and i saw some bboys there. nt as good as those i seen at espy. hahas.

nw i tink its time to start on my bboy routine and abit of sch work. fuck it.