dear santa..

WARNING: This is an extremely serious issue. So no laughing dudes. Those who laugh pls slap urself! jkjk

Dearest Santa,

Ive been good this year. Really good. I try not to skip lessons. I try not to spit in public. I try not to peep in the guy's toilet. I dont wear skinny jeans (nt that i have 1) See? I try to be a goody 2 shoes this yr. So santa, lemme tell u what i want for christmas. Hm. Aside from world peace, less violence, no sexism/racism, gay rights.. I got a few important stuff to ask. I want bf, bhs and somersault by this yr. And to get that, i really need a couple of extra balls. Im nt a greedy twit so these are my wishes and pls grant them. Thank you. Wishing everyone a jolly merry christmas.

Yours truly,
bboy 4evr aka balls of steel

ok so todae was quite fucked up. I was actually quite inspired to do a few good bfs todae and on hard ground but fuck. When i start to get the real ting, i koed myself by crashing headfirst to the side of the swamp. I din had any bruises but nw that's the scary part cos i tink i had some serious internal injuries. Mostly in my mind. I have been dealt a psychological blow! Now im a fucking humji who lost my balls when i crash landed. The only ting i did was to cheer my pardners on. Nw, as i will be away for the nxt couple of days. I will nt only regain my courage and strength but also the will to succeed. XD so fuck everything. i will jus fucking dao everything and do it. As for my dearest frens. pls encourage me!! and may u all get all ur somersaults, bfs and gainers in the meantime. Have fun!